Good Pussy Game
Sit back, enjoy some Pina Colada and hear what I have to say. Women, you must take care of your pussy. Your pussy is a life source. The pussy can bring life or death. It can make a grown man cry. Fuck what feminist say, your pussy is a source of pride, and you must take care of it. Cool cats I coach and fellow macks that mentor me on the game have shared pussy horror stories. We exchange information because we have a Game Consortium going on. One of the ignorant ass shits I hear from my fellow macks are chicks with bad pussy. What do I mean by bad pussy? Well, they destroyed their shit. God doesn't make bad pussies. Man fucks up a perfectly good thing by neglect and abuse. The pussy is perfect. It’s a collapsed muscle that can give birth to a bowling ball and snap back, but bitches don't know now to manage their shit. I blame their ignorant ass mommas for that. If you are a momma, the most important thing you will ever teach your daughter is how to care for and pamper her pussy. So I'm going drop some gems. If you already know this pass it on. If you are behind, sit back and learn. It's never too late playettes.
Hygiene. The majority of bitches do not know how to properly clean their pussies. Ever wonder why certain bitches have a foul odor no matter what they do? They fucked up the Pheromone balance of their pussy. A healthy vagina is more acidic between 4.2 and 5. Lactobacillus is a natural and healthy occurring bacterium that produces lactic acid and provides a natural barrier against infection and irritation. Bitches with alkaline pussies have stank pussies. These hoes are always getting yeast infections and have weird smells. They make their pussies worst by douching. Douching is the worst fucking thing a woman can do to her pussy. You are pushing foreign shit into your pussy and washing out the good bacteria. If you got an alkaline pussy, the last thing you want to do is douche. First and foremost you need to change your diet. Diets high in simple carbohydrates and sugar produce extra yeast and fungus in the body. It fucks up the Pheromone balance of your whole body pussy. These are just one of many symptoms. Secondly, stop using spermicide. That shit racks havoc on the pussy. Avoid using flavored lubricant. That shit causes more damage than good. Use a water based lubricant but if the pussy is working right, you shouldn't need it unless you're a menopausal bitch, and there are natural remedies for that. Next, check the niggas you're fucking. Some dirty, dick simps are running around that don't know how to wash their balls. I might have to give a tutorial on that shit as well. If a nigga is dirty, his dirty dick germs are going to get inside your pussy. You can tell how much care a nigga puts into his hygiene. Does that nigga floss his teeth? Does that nigga clean his nails and feet? How do that nigga's clothes look? Are there stains? Minor details reveal a lot. Pay attention. If not he probably isn't cleaning under his nut sack or dick. As for washing the pussy, water works fine. Every bitch needs to have three cloths in her shower. One for her pussy, one for her face, and one for her body. I know a nasty bitch when she uses her pussy cloth as a face cloth. Bitches with good pussy Pheromones only need water to clean out their vagina. If you need extra work use a mild organic soup. I recommend your fingers as well. Open those lips up and allow the water to clean you out. Dig your fingers into the vaginal canal and rinse well. I also think a few times a week a bitch needs to soak in the bath.
Moisturize: Ashy pussy is an epidemic. Can pussy get ashy? Yes, it can! A woman must moisturize her pussy. Here is a caveat. Don't use any perfume or cheap store-bought crap filled with chemicals and all kind of nasties. So Brown Sugar how do I moisturize my pussy? Girl, I'm glad you asked. Use extra virgin cold pressed organic olive oil. Real talk. A lot of smart pregnant women use olive oil to give themselves Perineal massages during the late term of pregnancy to prevent tearing during labor. Bitches don't have to wait until they are knocked up to do that. Olive oil has antioxidants to keep your pussy fresh and youthful. You only need a tiny drop and rub it on your hands then gently massage your pussy lips. Don't forget your anal too.
Kegel exercises: A loose pussy is a sloppy pussy belonging to a lazy ass woman. I stated earlier that the vagina is a collapse muscle able to shrink and expand. Bitches get loose after birth because they have weak ass atrophied vaginal muscles. You have to work your vaginal muscles just like any other body part. Before giving birth, a bitch should be doing 500 Kegel exercises throughout the day. I go for 1000 when I'm feeling crunk. Strong vagina muscles will make sexual intercourse extremely pleasurable for the woman and the man. A woman's pussy muscles should be so strong that a nigga only needs to put the tip in, and she can pull him inside just by flexing. How to do Kegels you ask? Ever have to pee really badly? It’s like holding pee and releasing it. Do that shit 500 times a day. If you are an amateur start with 20 the first day, 25 the second day and increase in increments until you build up pussy stamina.
I got some more pussy game tips, but I think this is enough for the playettes to marinate on.
May the Game be in your favor! –Brown Sugar Baby (Courtesy of UPA, June 12, 2013)
I agree, only women w/loose pussies, are LAZY ones. Kegels are the shit. If you've had a baby & NEVER done Kegel in your life--WOW! I feel bad for your dude & you. A tight, fresh, punany is for BOTH PARTNERS' BENEFIT!
I amazed my homegirls before with my pussy skills. Not Like that! Anyway, I told them about how I had pushed my boyfriend out of me. I won't go into detail, but I squeezed the fuck out of him, & pushed him completely out of ME! I clamped down completely--using ONLY my pussy muscles. They kept asking "How the hell did you do that?" I realized they were unaware of Kegels. I put them up on it, & they became Kegel addicts!
*Oh yeah, one last thing on Pussy cleanliness: Don't let multiple niggas cum inside of you (sorry for being so blunt). A Woman can build an odor, the more she allows ejaculation inside of her. The combo of their juices with your juice can, over time, give a smell. Women that are with a consistent partner that cums inside of them can ALSO build a slight odor. The difference is the couple will become immune to the slight scent. The scent is not necessarily very offensive, but a scent nonetheless. Always use protection, & if you don't, let it be with a committed partner. Any OB/GYN will tell you every Woman's vagina has its own "special" scent. Moreover, in actuality, Men LOOOOOVE the smell of Pussy--aside from your "special scent"--which should NOT be offensive. FRESHNESS is of OPTIMAL importance, & your puss should always have a "freshness factor"! –Chelleabelle (Courtesy of UPA, June 13, 2013)
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